When the Mariners Owned the Padres... *Almost* Literally
Today we explore an incident in the Mariners-Padres rivalry that's really something. Maybe the real Vedder Cup was the teams we tried to buy along the way.
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Lies! Damned Lies! And the Things They Told Us About Safeco Field
You know the urban legend about how a library was built and they forgot to factor in the weight of the books? It's like that, except they forgot to factor in that they would be outside in Seattle.
You Can't Go Dome Again
On the 25th anniversary of the last Mariners game at the Kingdome, I remember growing up in that beautiful ugly Dome.
Internet Fandom and the Seattle Mariners, Part 2: Netcasts and Newsgroups
Mariners fans posted in cyberspace as the team itself disseminated the accounts and descriptions of its games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.
The Mariners Have Their Own Bee Story
That time the Mariners got buzzed in Anaheim. Plus, remembering some 2013 guys, a bee story rabbit hole, and the greatest athletic performance I've ever seen.
I Love a Panic! Or, the Mariners and the Month of April
Is April the cruelest month? Or does it just feel that way? Plus, a little rant about John Stanton, as a treat.
Almost Good! The Seattle Mariners in the Golden Age of Seattle Comedy
Whether it's laughing until you cry, or crying until you laugh, the Mariners have always inspired laughter, tears, and jokes. So. Many. Jokes.